i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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