That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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