i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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