i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
false alarm, still single
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
