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Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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