It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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