eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Boobs are out for the taking
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
