what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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