yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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