Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
the raccoons are back...
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