I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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