I must be too annoying 4 u.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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