i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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