he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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