we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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