i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
