We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
3pm strippers are depressing
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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