I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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