He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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