so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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