please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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