Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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