ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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