It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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