I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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