I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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