But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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