: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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