Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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