Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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