You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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