He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Is Oprah even human
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
