I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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