"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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