some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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