windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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