shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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