what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
