I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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