maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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