Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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