it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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