i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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