it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You did what with his pubic hair?
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