jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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