so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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