Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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