My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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