Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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