she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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