Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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