She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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